HOW TO SAY "THIS SHIT IS WACK" IN CORPORATE ENVIORNMENTS

i constantly find myself searching for just the right words to tell people with narrow minds at work just what i need to say, without getting myself fired. It can be very frustrating to not be able to express yourself in the right way. I am on the same journey as you ;)

WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY:

THIS SHIT IS WACK. THE PROCESS FUCKING SUCKS

TRANSLATION:

I BELIEVE THERE ARE A LOT OF PARAMETERS THAT WE HAVE TO WORK AROUND THAT HINDER GETTING OUR WORK DONE IN A TIMELY MANNER. ESPECIALLY WITH THE NATURE OF OUR BUSINESS, WHICH IS SO REACTIVE. THE PROCESS SLOWS ME  AND MY TEAM DOWN



WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY:

YOU ARE FUCKING OCD. THAT IS WAY TOO TIME CONSUMING AND TEDIOUS AS FUCK.

CORPORATE TRANSLATION:

THE TASK IS VERY PEDANTIC & TRIVIAL - YOU CAN ALSO THROW IN THE WORD "PETTY" HERE. I BELIEVE THERE ARE LARGER PROJECTS THAT ARE MORE IN NEED OF MY TIME THAN THESE SMALL TASKS THAT SHOULD EITHER BE COMPLETELY ELIMINATED OR GIVEN TO SOMEONE IN A LESS SUBSTANTIAL POSITION.